?Babe, have you seen the bathroom"?

?Babe, I just saw it the other day.....?

?I know but have you seen it recently"?

I can hear the thoughts tumbling around in his head as we teeter down the hall:  I just saw it, why do I need to see it again, ugh ok fine, humor her...

*flip light on*

?Oh!  Oh.  Oh!  You, you decorated.  Oh.  Well, look at that.?

?Yeah babe and that?s a fake plant, don?t,  ...?  (HomeGoods, man, I tell ya, that store is nuts.  It makes me buy fake plants.)

?Fake plants, sure, they?re ok.  Wow babe, huh,? nodding and scanning the room at the same time.

?I added those too.? (see Ikea hack below)

?Wow babe, looks good.  Yeah, I think I could turn this into my bathroom.....?
?You?re in charge of cleaning it then.?

?Uh, welp, ok!  Never mind!?

In all seriousness though, the before and after could not be any different.  I am quite pleased with the bathroom.  I keep finding myself suddenly, randomly standing in its doorway looking at everything.

Its second iteration here, that icky hospital green, the color I didn't request.  Sadly I don't have a before before shot.  It was painted peach and had another of those super cheapo glass vanities.One thing that bugged me about that Ikea vanity I picked up, well two things, its slight footprint leaving a hugely bizarre awkward gap between it and the toilet and that it had zero counter space.

Tiny, lonely Ikea bathroom v...