Ah ha, part two!  To go with part one.  I'mma lookin' at my lengthy list of things here I want to include; hm, lengthy but I think I can get it all in here and not go for a three-parter.

Ok, diving right in...so that back security door closer was giving me some lip again.  Why I can't get this darn thing right, I just do not know.  But, fine, one chilly day I had enough.  Again.

Then I discovered this.  Huh"  Ugh.  Sigh.The piece attached to the wall was all kitty-whompa bent, a screw was backing out, and I'm sure twenty other things were wrong.  What I did"  I moved the door frame end part to a alternate previously drilled hole.  There are about four hundred holes in this metal door frame.  Not all mine.
Banged the bent part straight-ish-er, re-sank that loosening screw, and all seems righter with the world.  The door nearly closes all the way on its own now too, which wow, shocker!  Nearly.  Maybe someday we'll replace all the darn doors, who knows.  Let's keep hope alive.

Mmk, all better now.  For a couple months anyway, before it goes out of whack again.While I was in the vicinity of the back door, I made a quite sad show of installing an awning we purchased, one a' these.*  They look better online.  Ahem.

Because it was so lightweight I assumed I'd have a fair shot at it, gimpy arm and all.  Well no.  I was highly incorrect.  You know what they s...